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Joke of the Day

"Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger."

"What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!"

"Mexican magician to audience: I'll disappear on the count of three. ""Unos"", ""Dos"", *poof* They disappeared without a tres."

"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."

"Did you hear about the blind man walking past the fishmonger's? ""Hello ladies"""

"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession She said ""I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a transformer"". I said ""But baby, I can change"". She said ""There you go again!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now"

"My body is like a Greek statue. Even if the staff at the museum don't think so."

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."