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Joke of the Day

"I don't know if ghosts are real but people with bad breath are very real and to me that is far more terrifying"

"Good news The doctor took his patient into the room and said, ""I have some good news and some bad news."" The patient said, ""Give me the good news."" ""They're going to name a disease after you."""

"Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!"

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? ""Where's Popcorn?"""

"I'd like to... I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."

"What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon"

"What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms? Kung Pao Chicken"

"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."

"If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents."