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Joke of the Day
"If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam I'd have $ 6.30 now"
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"What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can't believe someone would stoop so low."
"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"
"You know what I have found always kills the mood? The noise from a rape alarm"
"What do you call the man who proofread Hitler's speeches? The original grammar Nazi."
"Car alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like two people fighting. I'd peak out my window for that."
"Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."
"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."
"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."
"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback!"