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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: I can't believe my wife left me. I should of treated her better. Me *should have"
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"Why are criminals so good at basketball? They shoot first and ask questions later."
"My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either."
"So I walked by a restaurant in Maine! It had a sign up "" Happy hour special: Lobster tail and beer!"" I said to myself. Jesus, my three favorite things!"
"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."
"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."
"My girlfriend walked in on me putting on a condom. She said, ""What are you doing?"" I said, ""Wrapping your Christmas present!"""
"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"
"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."
"X = Y The teacher asked the student, ""If x=y, what is x?"" The student answered, ""y?"" The teacher replied, ""why not?"""