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Joke of the Day

"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."

"What do you call a dog wearing a watch? You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog."

"4/21 International Drug Test Day!!!!"

"Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name."

"Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!"

"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."

"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."

"Permission to use your hammer, your honor It's a gavel Permission to use your gavel Denied *looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*"

"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."