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Joke of the Day

"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"

"In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters Waiter: ""And to drink, sir?"" Dad: ""I'll have a blind coke."" Waiter: ""I'm sorry?"" Dad: ""You know, a blind coke. No ice."""

"so this cargo of brain transplants went missing and... uh... ... ah shit... lost my train of thought"

"Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers? They think that everything Israel."

"Did you know in judaism there is no hell? Hitler changed that"

"Got my hair done again. I'm so blonde now I can barely spell my last name."

"A Jewish kid asks his dad for $20 Son: Dad, I need $20 Dad: Son, $20? Why do you need $10? Here's $5"

"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."

"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"

"What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!"