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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between LSD and my dad? LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me."
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"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."
"Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?"
"I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career."
"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."
"Donald Trump's dream is within his grasp He's about to get fucked by every woman in America"
"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eat out."""
"Banana vs Vibrator"