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Joke of the Day
"My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either."
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"robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh? robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*"
"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."
"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"
"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."
"Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything."