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Joke of the Day
"My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either."
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"You might think incest is gross... **but it's** ***all relative.***"
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
"I have a lot of growing up to do... I realized this the other day... inside my fort."
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."
"My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said ""bless you"" now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that"
"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"
"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"
"I dig, You dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a good poem, but it's deep."
"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."