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Joke of the Day

"So I walked by a restaurant in Maine! It had a sign up "" Happy hour special: Lobster tail and beer!"" I said to myself. Jesus, my three favorite things!"

"What's the first letter of the Canadian alphabet, eh?"

"Do girls in Asia get tattoos in English on their backs?"

"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"

"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."

"Your moms so fat...... When she goes to KFC, she licks other peoples fingers."

"Why don't my dog and my cat get along? She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!"

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"What is a mushrooms favorite type of music? Hyphae"

"What do you do to a dead scientist? You Barium"