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Joke of the Day

"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."

"Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they speak English."

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"This bicyclist in front of me sure dresses like he could be pedaling faster."

"HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake."

"The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky"

"What's the best way to cross the border? In the trunk of a car."

"What do you call a group of smart gay men that all look the same? Homogenius"

"Breaking news... The news truck has split in half, our traffic report website is down, and the studio seems to be having trouble with this sound system."

"To convince my boss that I'm keeping busy, I periodically yell ""YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?"" into my phone, then slam down the receiver."