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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""

"Catch 22: I bought a protein shake but am not strong enough to twist the cap off."

"Types of people There are two types of people. People wh don't finish what they start and..."

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind."

"A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber..."

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded ""I'm a big metal fan"""

"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."

"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""

"What do you call a bunch of Indians running down a hill? A: A mudslide How do you make one? A: Roll a coin down a hill Who is the richest man in India? A: The guy who got the coin"