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Joke of the Day
"Has the Supreme Court decided on Man v. Food yet?"
Next Joke
"Dad, I'm thirsty. Hey Thursday, I'm Friday."
"I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over."
"Dear insane self-destructive people, thanks for music and art."
"Wife : don't forget to pick up the kids at the school Me : why"
"Hitler has heard that the Americans have liberated Normandy Hitler: It's over Eva. Everything's a disaster. We might as well call this Disaster Day. Eva: Why not just call it D-Day?"
"If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do."
"When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear."
"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."
"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."