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Joke of the Day

"What does a jello shot and my dick have in common? They're both only meant to be consumed by dumb drunk chicks."

"Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse."

"Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal."

"My girl told me that she has daddy issues... So i left for a pack of smokes and never came back."

"What did the black student get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce"

"I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said ""yes"" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before."

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman"

"there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now"

"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"

"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"