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Joke of the Day

"How short-sighted of you to include a fax number in your email signature but not the coordinates of your zeppelin dock."

"How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?"

"I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology."

"When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone."

"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."

"Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season"

"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"

"If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open."

"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave til his Bill Withers."