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Joke of the Day
"Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time."
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"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."
"Welcome to Condescending Club. Even an idiot would know the 1st rule. If not, you want paaaatronizing club. You know what that is, riiiight?"
"I rented this bobcat to help me dig up my new pool but he won't even hold the shovel. He's just eating all the neighborhood squirrels."
"I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work. On a lighter note, I'm selling a lightly used skateboard."
"Two lawyers walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
"As President Roosevelt said: ""We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."""
"What do you call a felon who enjoys getting zapped and has a go-to attitude? A con-do-it!"
"What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs."
"Real House Wines."