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Joke of the Day

"The trouble with having an Asian fetish AND a foot fetish... You're bound to get off on the Wong foot."

"My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers... but I didn't 1 2."

"Condom Why did the condom fly across the room? Because he was pissed off"

"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."

"What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? Single."

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"What's the most popular sexual activity among Manitoban horses? (NSFW) Whinny-pegging!"

"Forget drugs, with these new airline baggage fees I'm gonna have to start smuggling luggage up my asshole."

"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"