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Joke of the Day

"Angry Birds for Olympics: Instead of hitting two birds with one stone, here you can hit two stones with one bird."

"What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze"

"Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper ""I'm seeing someone"""

"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."

"What's black and white and red all over? A dead zebra."

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"

"your momma so fat I'm seriously concerned for her health"

"At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere."