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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular sexual activity among Manitoban horses? (NSFW) Whinny-pegging!"
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"Two caw are standing in a field Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."
"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"
"What kind of drugs to tumblr users take? Anti-oppressants."
"So the jerk store called and they're running out of HB2!"
"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"
"I was in the mall the other day, and suddenly I found myself on the top floor ""Boy"", I thought to myself, ""that sure escalated quickly"""
"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"
"Imagine if the presidential race was an actual marathon Then we'd really have a Kenyan in office."