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Joke of the Day

"Forget drugs, with these new airline baggage fees I'm gonna have to start smuggling luggage up my asshole."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"

"It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart"

"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."

"What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it."

"Today I told my boyfriend he can have as much anal sex as he wants... After all it's his butt."

"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"

"I hate the beginning and I hate the end So that's why I became a midwife."

"What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing? Better get this right, I only have 2 worms."

"What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker? They both take away the coffin."