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Joke of the Day
"Condom Why did the condom fly across the room? Because he was pissed off"
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"What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North? A Stark contrast"
"What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common? They're both made up."
"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."
"Why if the best things in life are free the next-best things are so expensive?"
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"A guy goes the video store... - Excuse me, could I rent Batman Forever? - Sorry but you'll have to bring it back tomorrow. :("
"The meaning of the word ""Poor"" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money"
"What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? The cowboys both suck."
"What did they call Fireman Sam after he retired? ""That fat, selfish faggot that chose the pension over saving our lives."""