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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

"The more adjectives a coffee order requires, the bigger the asshole."

"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"

"How can you tell your roommate is gay? You can taste shit on his dick."

"TIFU by mocking a reddit mod [deleted]"

"If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it"

"Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel."

"A wife said to her husband, ""You fuck like you fix things around the house."" ""Expertly?"" he asked. ""No,"" she responded. ""Half done so I have to call the neighbor over to finish the job."""

"I feel like I'm not giving my followers enough in my tweets. Would you be interested in stock tips or free shampoo samples?"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy."