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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."

"Wife: What would you do if I died? Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry? Husband: Ah, not that crazy.."

"*loses 100 pounds in the US* yes *loses 100 pounds in England* no"

"What does an Asian man do during an erection? Vote."

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"

"What does Trump's hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole."

"Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't I live just round the corner !"

"I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap."

"Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation."

"I tried to do stand up comedy Didn't work so well since I'm in a wheelchair."