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Joke of the Day

"I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner"

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"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."
"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."
"How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if it's Professor X."