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Joke of the Day
"How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if it's Professor X."
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"What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I dont know how i feel about that."
"What do you call Moby Dick when he washes up on a sandbar? A bleached whale!"
"My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy."
"Like if you believe in God. Remember he saw you reading this."
"My wife is divorcing me, apparently she is sick of all my flower puns... I asked her ""Where's this stemming from petal?"""
"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""
"I've had it and I can't take it anymore ...ever since I developed that penicillin allergy."
"What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth"