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Joke of the Day

"I bet my girlfriend she couldnt tell me something that made me both happy and sad. So she told me that I had the biggest penis out of all my friends."

"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"

"You called me ""muffin""....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?"

"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."

"In bed last night my wife said ""Do you want to try something?"" So we put OJ on the stand."

"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."

"Have you heard of the new band The Transmission Lines? I hear they have so much potential."

"What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood? That fish Cray."

"They say seeing is believing, I never saw 9/11 happen. Therefore, 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED. Yes bad logic but hey, it's a quick laugh."

"Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?"