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"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."
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"An often overlooked, important skill in dealing with bullies is learning to kick their asses"
"What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven? a 2nd born."
"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"
"I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... He's gone now (credit to Steven Wright)"
"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."
"I saw a charity appeal in the newspaper the other day, and it read ""Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water"". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move."
"You're like a brand new pencil pointless"
"I want to die like dad peacefully in my sleep. Not like mom screaming in terror in the passenger seat."
"If you factor in ""supply and demand""... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D."