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Joke of the Day
"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."
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"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."
"A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"Misty is in the shower and Brock is at the door knocking. What does Brock say? Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry..."
"Have you ever smelt moth balls before? Isn't it hard to pull their little legs apart?"
"Why was ""what is love"" played at a funeral? Because he had a will, and he haddaway."
"The more time passes since the movie ""Fight Club"" was released... ...the better we all are at following the first two rules of Fight Club."
"Asking your mom, ""Will there be any pretty girls coming?"" Is a good way of getting out of going to your family reunion.."
"Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant. They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey"
"Knock Knock... -Who's there? Anxiety -Anxiety Who? Are you sure someone knocked?"