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Joke of the Day
"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."
Next Joke
"What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants? Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"
"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."
"We need to make music cool again people. If you go home with someone and they have a Justin Bieber CD in their music collection, don't fcuk them."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"
"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"
"2 potatoes standing on the street corner how do you tell which one is the slut? The 1 that says I da ho"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they.... lactose....."
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
"Why are gay men se well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."