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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they.... lactose....."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"

"What STD is found most commonly among lesbians? Carpet burn"

"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"

"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"

"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"

"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"

"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"

"Here's a limerick I wrote: There once was a colour named orange, ...Damnit."

"Wanna know what 1000 marbles spilling on a tile floor sounds like? Have kids."