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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
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"You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits."
"Clitoris A boy asks his dad: ""Daddy, what is a clitoris?"" Dad replies: ""You should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue."""
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"
"My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside... ...it's constantly on EDGE."
"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"
"[trapped under avalanche of Tupperware that fell on me from kitchen cabinet] *updates social media with selfie* Bring food, No weirdos."
"How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he wishes it took two."
"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"
"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."