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Joke of the Day
"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."
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"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her with our babysitter... I think she's just bitter because she's never been able to have kids..."
"I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7 I guess it won't be very 6s-ful"
"Why is the men's room always located to the left? Because women are always right."
"God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster"
"Why didn't the armless man get the joke? He just couldn't grasp it."
"Dad: Why do you smell like weed? Me: How do you know what weed smells like?! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :("
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!!!"
"What do communists put in their soup? Soviet Onions."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill; each one had a quarter When they came down Jill had both, You think they went for water?"