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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants? Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"
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"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."
"What do you call a potted cactus that has grown in the shape of a penis? A dildon't"
"I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012"
"When I asked you for the punchline... ...I didn't think you were talking about polygamist domestic abuse."
"New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want."
"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"
"Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie."
"How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid."
"Her: i'm in the mood Me: me too Her: wanna do it Me: oh yeah baby [we drive to Home Depot to look at paint]"