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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants? Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"
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"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."
"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."
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"Beethoven walks into a bar... The bartender tells him, ""we don't serve any E-minors here."" Beethoven says ""what?"""
"The sweater you left is in the closet. just like you."
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"Good cop: We know it was you. Just confess. Murderer: I didn't do nothin' Breaks the fourth wall cop: Your name in this tweet is Murderer."
"I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on."