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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"

"Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"

"Damn girl, are you a condom? Because after I get you off my D, I never want to see you again."

"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""

"The odds of Jesus coming a second time are about the same as those of ANY man coming a second time. #amirightladies"

"What do you call a 45 pound Ethiopian? Fat."

"On our first date, i'll carve our initials onto a tree. Because it's the most romantic way to let you know that I have a knife"

"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair."