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Joke of the Day

"2 potatoes standing on the street corner how do you tell which one is the slut? The 1 that says I da ho"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ...those that understand binary, and those that don't."

"Middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus."

"Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor."

"On her deathbed my wife said, ""Sweety, I will see you in Heaven."" Since then I have kicked a puppy, stole from 4 shops and set fire to an orphanage.!"

"If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like ""dude."""

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"I have a six figure salary.. $000,000 It's not much, but it's honest work"

"Imagine if Batman accidentally dropped that atom bomb on the bus full of orphans, then looked at the camera & made the Jim Halpert face."

"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."