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Joke of the Day

"2 potatoes standing on the street corner how do you tell which one is the slut? The 1 that says I da ho"

"Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"An Irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... Muahahaha, like that's possible!"

"I got breast removal surgery... Sorry I had to get that of my chest"

"I won a waterfight with the local kids at the park. No ones a match for me and my kettle!"

"What sound does a bloated dead horse make when you beat it? If you're still waiting for a punchline, why are you here?"

"I probably couldn't even keep a picture of a plant alive."

"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"

"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."

"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""