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Joke of the Day

"Why is the space between a woman's chest and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."

"When do terrorists go to bed? 9:11pm"

"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""

"Some people rescued a great white shark that washed up on a beach, just like sharks would do for us if we were carried out into the ocean."

"What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? Their bigotry."

"I've been dating a homeless girl So I've been dating this homeless girl. Things are getting pretty serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"this is a serious question if you have sex with a hoker and dont pay is it shoplifting"

"My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist."

"NSFW At the restaurant, everyone kept calling me a pedophile just because I'm 52 and my wife is 22...... It completely ruined our ten year anniversary dinner."

"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."