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Joke of the Day

"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."

"A lot of people are saying that it was a ref's bad call denying the blackhawks goal... But we all know that it was really Buffalo Wild Wings doing."

"RULE OF THUMB: If a movie trailer makes me mutter, ""No one wants to see that,"" then about 50-100 million people will want to see that."

"How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11"

"What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"

"A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood."

"I was asked to grade Caitlyn Jenner I went with a D-"

"So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless."

"Jokes Know any lion jokes"

"A superposition walks into a bar . . . . . . or ***did*** it???"