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Joke of the Day
"There are three kinds of people on this earth. Those who can count ... And those who can't."
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"Half of these jokes were around when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem."
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"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."
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"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
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