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Joke of the Day
"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."
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"99 Homes was originally a movie about Mexican gangsters"
"I didn't send Christmas cards this year, what with the economy and all. Mostly I'm just lazy, but blaming the economy is so much more fun."
"What do you call a math teacher who's really into BDSM? A denominatrix."
"Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead"
"you must have a special kind of death wish if you have your read receipts on and still ignore my texts."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the ref was blowing fowls."
"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("
"A passion inside me burns. It's called chlamydia."
"What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met? nothing, hes a fan."