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Joke of the Day

"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."

"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."

"Nobody ever sneezes in movies."

"What did the Italian say when the eel swam by? That's a Moray."

"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."

"Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"Never treat a woman like an object. It hates that."

"I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place."

"Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? Because noble gases are nonreactive."

"Did you hear about that new movie about Hitler? It's called 2fast2furherious."