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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"

"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!"

"Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair."

"If your ex is dropping subtle hints drop bigger hints. Like a toaster in a bathtub."

"Why don't girls have beards? It's in their ""jeans"" ;)"

"CRICKET Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket."

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."

"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."