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"The seven dwarves were sitting around... The seven dwarves were sitting around feeling Happy. Happy left, then they were all fucking Grumpy."
"Since we're doing jokes in bad taste... What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the joke is fully groan."
"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet."
"Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive? Cos you're acute angle."
"What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying."
"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"
"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."