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Joke of the Day

"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"

"Why did the ghost go into rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"

"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."

"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."

"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."

"I want to be the reason you pee in six different directions every morning."

"What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!"