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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"
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"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"
"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"
"[Updates Christian Mingle bio] ""Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first"" ""You have 999 new matches"""
"Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club? Black lights matter."
"Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law? I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive."
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia!"
"I said to the gym instructor: ""Can you teach me to do the splits?"" He said: ""How flexible are you?"" I said: ""I can't make Tuesdays."""
"Just got a job as a software engineer for the government! My career as a professional shit poster is really gonna take off"
"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."