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Joke of the Day

"The seven dwarves were sitting around... The seven dwarves were sitting around feeling Happy. Happy left, then they were all fucking Grumpy."

"Que es eso? *takes a bite* Queso!"

"If you believe in God, yet you can't believe it's not butter, then your faith needs to get its damn priorities straight."

"Take it easy on the anti-semetic jokes. Take it easy on the jew jokes please. My grandfather died in a concentration camp during WW2. Apparently he fell off a guard tower during shift change."

"A sadist and a masochist are talking. The masochist says, ""Hit me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""

"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."

"How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye"

"Bikini season is right around the corner...But so is Chipotle"

"The leading cause of death in 1926 was being hit by a spinning newspaper graphic"

"I like my women like I like my cheese. Cold and blue."