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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive? Cos you're acute angle."
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."
"Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common. Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock."
"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."
"A list of compelling arguments regarding the existence of God."
"What's the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing."
"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."
"What is the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet."