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Joke of the Day

"Why don't tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them."

"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"

"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"

"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"

"Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew"

"A wife is like a hand grenade.. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."

"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"

"I went to the zoo today but when I arrived, there was only a dog there It was a shitzu"

"If you have Spotify on your Ipad... then technically you're ""having your period""."

"Why is Al Gore bad at dancing? You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm). Anyone? Anyone?"