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Joke of the Day
"I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker."
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"The baby changing station in this Chili's bathroom is broken I put the old baby in there and when I opened it back up it was the same one"
"When Trump build a wall what would the US become? Attack on Titans..."
"New dating app for German Catholic Priests Kinder"
"What does Air bnb stand for? Bring no blacks"
"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""
"*crawls into bed naked* *grabs a book* *sips wine* This is nice. I wonder whose house this is."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth long ears"
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."
"Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, ""COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!"""