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Joke of the Day

"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."

"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."

"Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER"

"I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty."

"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? (First) He kept getting nailed to the boards."

"Why do stoners love English? Because it's lit"

"who is the most fun on a missing persons case? the search party animal!"

"What is something that is invisible and lying on the floor? [RACISM ALERT!] A black man that has gotten the shit kicked out of him."

"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."

"I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah"