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Joke of the Day

"New dating app for German Catholic Priests Kinder"

"Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side."

"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""

"Why are cops so bad at pool? Because they can't resist hitting the black ball."

"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"

"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."

"My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy."

"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"