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Joke of the Day

"When Trump build a wall what would the US become? Attack on Titans..."

"Next time you think you're weird think about how Walt Disney had a fetish for ducks and mice in high heels and shitload of mascara."

"I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything"

"A cowboy opens a German car dealership His business card says ""Audi Partner"""

"If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater"

"What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear? Just a pair 'a normal pants."

"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"

"What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party."

"Oscar Pistorius found guilty of murder Police say he is now on the run."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."