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Joke of the Day
"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""
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"How to make someone disappear from your life forever. Ask them to pay you back."
"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"
"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."
"Dad always said, ""Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you."""
"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."
"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."
"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
"Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can neither drive nor shut the hell up."