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Joke of the Day

"What does Air bnb stand for? Bring no blacks"

"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"

"I'd make a great housewife. I'd boil you a chicken every night. I'd boil you so many meats."

"The Names of Politicians Bush... Dick... Boehner... Weiner... And they say politicians sometimes win via *name recognition*."

"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"

"How is giving oral sex similar to smoking a cigarette? The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"I organised a 3 some last night. There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time."

"[first date] ""You're not into anything weird right?"" -not at all *gestures to my ferret army to fall back*"

"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."