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Joke of the Day

"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""

"What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."

"Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes but don't spread it around."

"NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider. You're welcome."

"Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss"

"I have a closet full of voodoo dolls created in the likeness of people I have seen with 11 items in the '10 items or less' checkout line."

"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."

"What do you call a sleeping police officer? An undercover cop."

"Some people call it anal bleaching, but I prefer to call it changing my ring tone."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Cows go"" ""Cows go who?"" ""No, Silly. Cows go moo"""